Just got my wisdom teeth out, uh, 20 minutes ago. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I've had some pretty unpleasant stuff done to my body, and up until today, the winner was having skin tags blasted off the inside of my butt crack with liquid nitrogen. But we have a new champion.
Insurance decided they'd spring for the Nitrous Oxide, which contrary to making me feel giddy and laugh-y, made me nauseous and sent me into a panic attack. Best use of $70 ever. But at least it gave me something to focus on besides the 12 shots of novocaine I was getting.
I can see how the procedure itself is "not that bad", because there really wasn't any pain, just some really unpleasant pressure. I'm going to blame the nitrous, though, because I was white-knuckling it and actually started crying at one point.
If I had known that it was going to be this bad, I'd have given blowjobs on the street until I had the $400 for sedation. Either that or just skipped the procedure altogether.
I feel like I need to take a Silkwood shower.
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Pete,
ReplyDeleteYou have my Sympathies, brother. I don't have problems with nitrous, though I can see where you might get a bit paranoid. I get all talky and then kinda self-conscious that I'm all talky.
You should see all the google ads on your blog...Sedation Dentists, Nitrous Oxide Sedation New Jersey, etc. The best are these ads that look like combo dental procedures and marital aids. Like "www.DentalVibe.com" and "www.CreamRight.com"
Enjoy the floating...