I'm supposed to be going to bed, but like a train wreck, I couldn't help but watch his shame-fest.
"I was wrong, I was foolish. The same rules that apply to everyone apply to me."
No, they don't. You're a billionaire. It wasn't until one of your handlers came up to you and said, "You personally will lose 200 million dollars this year, unless you read this cut-n-paste speech," that you actually sat up and took notice.
Please. Everyone knows you're a pussy hound. If you try to cover this up with apologies and counseling, you'll just be a pussy hound in denial. Which won't last long. Just be out and proud, be the Black/Asian John Daly.
And fire your handlers. You should've been out in front on this one, going "Oh, well, I slipped up, but who doesn't want to?" Instead, you hid away in a cave for 2 months, then came out in a lame-ass press conference where the press wasn't allowed to ask questions. FAIL. If you don't like your wife, pay her $200 million to go away. Then go be a pussy hound. Are these decisions that difficult? How many kids eating Wheaties come from broken homes? My guess is "half of them".
Grow up, and grow a pair, Tiger. It's been a new millenium for a while now.
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